egberts:

"you stole that joke from tumblr" i posted that joke to tumblr

(via fake-mermaid)

drydrunkempress:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

221bconsultingtimelord:

jensenspudgymidway:

watson-i-am-your-turtle:

christianborles:

so2460donewithyou:

the-eleventh-blog:

does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?

DO GIRLS REALLY THINK THIS

yes

yes

yes

yes

that whole mary thing really freaked us out tbh

amen

(via i-o-u-an-assbutt)

hewhomustnotbespokento:

Hello, 911? My coach wants me to row a 2k , please send help.

(via rowhardoargohomee)

nunderwater:

kids that mix their play-doh colors are the reason global warming exists

(Source: andrewbelami, via hate)

applevevo:

listening to a sad song that has a nice beat

image

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